A TENAGE GIRL

[ClintonSpel]

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their *p*?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to
explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"