Best Divorce Letter ever!!

[ClintonSpel]

A Man Noticed Some Suspicious attitude From his wife, And it clearly shows she dont Love him Anymore.
He then Wrote a note (divorce letter) for her :

Dear wife,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and i have nothing to show for it. These last few weeks have been hell.....your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week you came home and didn't even notice i had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal, and was wearing a brand new pair of silk boxers.

You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to bed after watching all of your soaps. you don't even tell me you love me anymore; and you dont want s x or anything that connects us as husband & wife. either you're cheating on me or you dont love me anymore.. whatever the case, im gone. .... your EX- husband. ps, dont try to find me, your sister and i are moving to west virginia togther. have a great life.


The Woman came Back from work and saw the Letter, after she might have read the Letter finish, She wrote Her's:

Dear EX-husband,
Nothing has made my day more than recieving your letter. its true you & i have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. i watch my soaps so much to drown out your constant whining and griping. too bad that doesnt work.
i DID notice when you got your haircut last week, but the first thought that came to mind was "you look just like a girl" since my mother raised me not to say anything if i cant say anything nice i didn't comment and when you cooked my favorite meat, you must have got me confused with my sister because i stopped eating pork 7 years ago.

About those new silk boxers, i turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still attached to them & i prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. after all of this, i still loved you and felt we could still work it out. so when i hit the lotto for 10million dollars i quit my job and bought us 2 plane tickets to jamaica. but when i got home, you were gone. everything happens for a reason, i guess. i hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. my lawyer says the letter you wrote insures you wont get a dime from me. so take care. your EX-wife..., rich as hell and free.

[mcdaniel]

haha he who thinks he's smart take heed least he loses