Author Topic: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon And the Fuel Station Attendant - Joke (Read 1361 times)

Briggz5d · « **on:** June 22, 2012, 04:58 PM »

This onetime House of Representative member would write his own dictionary if given that chance. With a Vocabulary that has been described as "Out of this world" He represented a Constituency.

This Joke about the Big-Grammar-Man has been making the rounds and i thought i'd share it with you.

"Hon Patrick Obahiagbon drives into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports Car":

Patrick: Guy, abeg give me fulltank (in Benin Local Language).

Akpors: I only speak English, Sir.

Patrick: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.
Akpors fainted. lol.

If you don't know who Patrick Obahiagbon is - Take a look at this Video below:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiQIyTBwDWc" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiQIyTBwDWc</a>