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« on: March 23, 2012, 03:52 PM »
There are things people do in public that is not yet a crime by law but should be a crime in the future and we've listed a few of them. People are quick to say how they don't really care about what others think of them, or judge them but the truth is the following public place crimes you commit contribute a great deal to impressions people have of you.

1. Pluck your eyebrows. They have salons for that, you know.

2. Clip your nails (finger or toe). May I introduce you to your bathroom?

3. Spank or scream at your children. This me us want to punch you.

4. Cough up phlegm loudly. Mmmnnnn.

5. Q-tip your ears. I’d be happy to tell you where to put that cotton swab.

6. Paint your nails (finger or toe). P.U.

7. Apply makeup as though you’re getting a professional makeover in a beauty salon. I’d rather not choke on your face powder dust. Sorry.lol

8. Change your baby’s diaper – on a subway, city bus, monorail, tram, trolley car, gondola, or any other mode of public transportation that doesn’t have a bathroom. Our compassion has its limits.

9. Trim your nose and/or ear hairs. You’re hard-core, and on some level, I respect that.

10. File your nails (finger or toe) and drop the remnants on the ground. You are one classy broad/fella.

11. Kiss and/or grope each other noisily and messily. For the love of God, show some decency

12. Pass gas. If you do, at least pretend it wasn’t you...lmao

13. Eat your hot, smelly lunch so that everyone around you feels like they’re eating it, too. Very considerate of you...heheheee

14. Burp loudly so that everyone around you can smell what you had for lunch, even though they already know, because you just ate it in front of them, and it smelled. Delish!

15. Brush your dandruff off onto others. Keep your flakiness to yourself.

16. Floss your teeth or pick at them with your fingers. Oh no you didn’t.
......wHICH ONE ARE U GUILTY OF??..lol

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« Last Edit: March 23, 2012, 09:34 PM by Briggz5d »